me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
When my parents leave to get takeout and I finish telling them what I want:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified